0.0.
        
                               Hearken, good readers all -- 
                               Vicki the dactylist,
                               Scorning the masculine
                             	 Rhyme -- it don't fill our bowls! --
                               Truncates few quatrains, likes   
                               Bifemininity:           
                               Stressless and terminal
                             	 Similar syllables.                   
        
                             		    0.1.
        
                               "Higgledy Piggledy,
                               Czar of all dactylists,
                               Issues this edict: The
                             	 Quatrain ends so!" (Said he.)
                               Vicki replies that her
                               Antidogmatical
                               Precepts prevail over
                             	 Prettified prosody.
        
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                             		    1.
                             							 
                               Aria area --                      
                               Dr. A. Borodin
                               Left his poor patients in
                             	 Care of less harried eyes,
                               Thinking he'd operate              
                               Best if he put just a                     
                               Musicological                     
                             	 Stranger in Paradise.
                             
        
                             		    2.
        
                               Hey lady, lay lady --
                               Robert A. Zimmerman
                               Said, "The poor lot of a
                             	 Drab dude ain't thrillin'.
                               Wales is remote, but her
                               Laureate bard makes this
                               Anagrammatical
                             	 BLAND BOY Bob Dylan."
                             
        
                             		    3.                            
        
                               Snippety clippety --
                               Young Myron Breckenridge
                               Had a few doubts for his
                                 Surgeon to squelch.
                               "Cut all you want," he said
                               Supertranssexually,
                               "If you're quite sure I'll come
                                 Out as Ms. Welch."
        
        
                                            4. 
        
                               Ta ra ra boom de yay --
                               Ted J. Kaczynski, prof,
                               Found his diversions in
                             	 Complex analysis
                               Somewhat inelegant
                               Sans the fine touch of hands
                               Unabombastically     
                             	 Shorn of their callouses.
                             
        
                             		    5.
        
                               Karmic cosmology --
                               Scholars Einsteinian,
                               Penning proud epics to
                             	 Destiny's universe,
                               Scoff at the crap-shooting
                               Microparticulate
                               Quantum-mechanical
                             	 Theories as puny verse.
        

                                            6.0.
        
                               First lady, terse lady --
                               Eleanor Roosevelt,
                               Broad of mind, thought she could
                                 Dance quite a swank lindy.
                               Guiding the nation, though,
                               Couldn't be left to her
                               Machiavellian
                                 Hubby, Chief Franklin D.
        
        
                                            6.1.
        
                               Clinkety clankety --
                               Franklin D. Roosevelt
                               Brought deepest thoughts to his
                                 Learned wife Eleanor:
                               "Gold standards lead to an
                               Autocatalysis
                               Vulnerability.
                                 Better to sell an ore!"
        
        
                                            7.0.
        
                               Dazzling diversity --
                               William J. Clinton, Esq.,
                               Flashed a menorah in
                                 Harlem for Hanukkah.
                               Hillary, vexed at his
                               Variegational
                               Values, hissed, "Shit-can your 
                                 Torchlight for Monica."
        
        
                                            7.1.
        
                               Hipster hypocrisy --
                               Senator Hillary
                               Stands by her man in her
                                 Ivory palace, sees:
                               Heterosexuals
                               Hagiographically;
                               Affianced faggots as
                                 Foibles and fallacies.
        
        
                                            8.
        
                               Artful aristocrat --
                               Queen-delict Hockey Mom
                               Quaintly holds marriage not
                                 Meant to be fairy fun,
        		       Giving our taggers a
                               Palindromistical
                               Counterorthography:
                                 "I harass Sarah I."
        
        
                                            9.
        
                               Aria Maria --
                               Callas Divina (now
                               Coloratura, now
                                 Helden-drammatico)
                               Sailed from Verona to
                               Aristotelian
                               Seas, as her repertoire
                                 Sank to a flat echo.


                                           10.0
        
                               Iced Ideology --
                               David A. Paterson
                               (NY state senator,
                                 Head Dem, from Sugar Hill),
                               Turned from his home base and
                               Scorned legislative for
                               Gubernatorial.
                                 He ate a sucker pill!


                                           10.1
        
                               Princess of politics --
                               Caroline Kennedy,
                               Jobless at fifty, scanned
                                 Listings by Paterson
                               For, you know, qualities
                               Hereditarily
                               Biogenetical.
                                 She's in the shatter zone!


                                           10.2
        
                               Luxe libertarian --
                               Kirsten E. Gillibrand,
                               Neither a Jew nor a
                                 Seventh Day Adventist,
                               Parses the next clause for
                               Religiosity,
                               Finding her faith as a
                                 Second Amendmentist.


                                           0-10

      0-3                      A geezer of no net worth re-enacted,                       (A long-count knockout sentence,
      4,5                      by a boffo urge in Sufi verism,                            with heartfelt appreciation of a courageous,
      6,7                      rapacious Ixion's heinous event,                           peace-loving people whose orthography
      8-10                     which he'd heighten in extent.                             terminates in two much-needed characters.)



        
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